CHICAGO – Just on the heels of the Academy Awards, the quintessential authority on celebrity skin, Mr. Skin, has announced the winners of the 7th Annual Anatomy Awards.
Among the list of award categories is Lifetime SKINchievement, which this year went to the voluptuous Pam Grier. Past recipients included Phoebe Cates, Sharon Stone, Angie Dickinson, Jacqueline Bisset, Mimi Rogers and last year’s honoree Bo Derek. Pam Grier is long overdue for the Skinchievement Award if you ask me. I can remember gazing wide eyed at those big knockers back in the 70’s!
Here is the full list of Mr. Skin’s Anatomy Award winners:
Best See-through Top: Pam Anderson – “Comedy Central Roast of Pam Anderson”
Best Full-frontal Scene: Alexis Dziena – “Broken Flowers”
Best Buns: Jessica Alba – “Into the Blue”
Best Nip-slip: Debra Messing – “The Wedding Date”
Best Skinterracial Scene: Jennifer Esposito and Don Cheadle – “Crash”
Best Bikini: Jessica Simpson – “The Dukes of Hazzard”
Best Nude Scene: Anne Hathaway – “Havoc”
Best Breasts: Carla Gugino – “Sin City”
Biggest Jumbo Jacks: Cynthia Ettinger – “Carnivale”
Best Nude-comer: Juliette Marquis
Best Over 50 Skin Scene: Jane Seymour – “Wedding Crashers”
Best DVD: “The 40-Year-Old Virgin: Unrated Edition”
Best Network TV Scene: Lake Bell – “Surface”
Best Skincest Scene: Polly Walker – “Rome”
Best Lesbian Scene: Juliette Marquis and Cheyenne Silver – “This Girl’s Life”
Best Bonus DVD Scene: P.J. Soles – “Stripes”
Best FUR-frontal: Mia Kirshner – “The L Word”
Best Cable TV Show: “Masters of Horror”
Breast Picture: “Where the Truth Lies”
Lifetime SKINchievement Award: Pam Grier
Our friend Mr. Skin certainly keeps his eyes peeled for any potential celebrity skin. My eyes were also peeled for some skin at the Oscars the other night and I’m sorry to say, no nipple slips. But lemme tell ya, there was plenty of cleavage. “Hey John Stewart, great job man, I don’t care what those schmuck critics said. You kicked ass!”
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