Every once in a while a new adult dvd title is released that is just too intriguing to pass up. The Da Vinci Load is one of those titles. An adult spoof on the mega-seller, The Da Vinci Code, is just what we need to throw some humor into the media frenzy that surrounds the Hollywood film.
Get ready to unlock the darkest secret in human history…turns out that Leonardo DaVinci used his own cum to paint the Mona Lisa! Or at least that’s what director Jerome Tanner would have you believe as he spoofs one of the best selling novels of all-time. The Da Vinci Load opens with Frank Bukkwyd and Hailey Paige investigating the death of Claudio Meloni, who has been found naked in a Los Angeles museum shot in the head. On the floor below his body, written in Claudio’s cum, are the words “Teabag Nadia Saint.”
It turns out that Nadia Saint (played by Missy Monroe) is a professor who teaches a class on sexuality and claims that the male orgasm is a path to seeing the true face of God (and I’m sure that anyone who’s been lucky enough to have sex with Missy can vouch for that!). So in The Da Vinci Load’s first sex scene, viewers get to see Missy having sex with two of her students – played by Steve Holmes and Scott Nails. This is a great way to open the movie, as we get to see Missy get anally pounded and double penetrated in several positions before the guys take turns dumping their loads on her face and glasses.
I actually watched this dvd from beginning to end, no skipping to the good parts. This is one of the best directed adult films I’ve seen in quite some time, and the comical spoof on The Da Vinci Code will actually have you wanting to follow the plot. If you’re looking for a new addition to your adult DVD collection, The Da Vinci Load is a worthy title.
This film is stocked with some of the hottest new stars in porn. Tory Lane, Missy Monroe, Hailey Paige, Eva Angelina, Jasmine Tame, Charlotte Stokely, and Michelle Maylene.
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